Put Your Heart In It

Voice: Volunteering gives you experience. (An office. A worker has just received bad news.) Worker: That's easy for you to say. You still have a job. Other: Well, I'm only a volunteer. Worker: Volunteer? Other: Since childhood I've had an interest in human resources. Voice: Volunteering gives everyone more options. (A hospital admitting room.) Nurse: (to patient) Yes, we can do the operation for that price, but the surgeons will all be volunteers. Voice: With volunteering, there's no crisis we can't handle. (Blindfolded hostages of a holdup.) Negotiator: We've talked them down into just keeping one hostage. Who wants to volunteer? Hostages: (frantically) Me! Me! Pick me!
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