Give It Back

NBC, you stink! Where's my blog? Give it back to its owner! Come on! Hurry up! FOX, you stink! Where's my blog? Give it back to its owner! Hurry up! Come on! This bullshit of yours will not fly! Which reminds me, HBO, you stink! George Carlin's a sledgehammer but I'm a rapier, am I? Someone should take a sledgehammer to his gravestone. You American networks really stink. You sit there and tell everyone Canada is a wimp country. Then you turn around and pretend you own a Canadian artist's life-work because it's the only way you can look cool. That's a good chunk of Canadian culture you assholes helped yourselves to. The prime minister here has been informed. And if you don't give it back now, you're in deep shit. Great coverage of all those TV stars that got busted. Every time I go offline for a few days, people think I was incacerated for plagiarism. Why can't you wimps face the truth down there? You want me to fuck around with lawyers for the rest of my life? If this copyright thing doesn't produce some results soon, I'm switching over to defamation. Good luck defending yourself against that one. I could write a book out of all the nasty lies you've been spreading about me for the last six years to clear the way for your ugly crime. I'll soon be joining the musician's and artist's union. And as soon as we get that evidence, you're going down.
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