Monday, February 4, 2013

Moral Minute

Moral Minute
People think that if they believe in God, they won't be able to have fun any more, but that's not true at all. Believing in God turns fun into a sin, which makes it much more fulfilling. Think about it. If you're an atheist, you are not sinning by having sex outside of marriage, you're just following your animal nature. But believing in God turns this act into the sin of fornication. (Drooling) Fornication. I'm getting hot just thinking about it. How can you get the most out of pleasures of the flesh without being able to betray God as you indulge in them? You atheists don't know what you're missing.

That's all we have for you this week on Moral Minute. Until next week, I'm your host, Lucinda.
  
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