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ATTENTION WORKERS: The Transcontinental Retail Store needs workers to staff newly opened positions created by firing long-term employees. No experience required. Must know how to count to a hundred and expect no advancement. And if you don't like it, why don't you move to Hellville? ATTENTION LOSERS: Are you a stupid, bitter, hateful, vicious failure? Hellville has dug fifty new holes for your accommodation. Put your foul, lying mouth to good use against neighbours who didn't want to work in the Transcontinental Retail Store. Steal from them. Threaten them with violence. Don't let them have a moment's peace. Welfare is guaranteed, along with all the drugs you could ever want. |
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| © 2007, 2013. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
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