Sunday, January 13, 2013

Bless Me, Father

Bless Me, Father
(A church. A man kneeling to pray is approached by a priest.)

Priest: Did you do as I say?

Man: I certainly did, Father. I prayed for a virgin.

Priest: I told you to pray to the Virgin!

Man: You did? Oops! Oh well. I have to go now. Penance can sure be time consuming. (He gets up and heads for the door. A young nun, praying by the candles, sees him leaving. She gets up, removes her prayer beads, and hands them solemnly to the priest.)

Nun: (Running after the man) Wait for me!
  
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