Thursday, January 3, 2013

The Florist

The Florist
(An office.)

Is the cheque ready?

Seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Yes, we have it right here. But before I can let you have it, my superiors would like a little more information. You see, we don't expect to issue tax deductions on million dollar charitable donations for florists.

Why not?

Because they don't normally make that much money.

I see. Well, I'm not just an ordinary florist. I'm a specialist. I import flowers from around the world: English roses, Dutch tulips, Rhodesian rhododendrons...

Even so, you made a lot more money this year than you did last year.

That's because of my new customer. He pays enormously for one of my items.

Which one?

Asian poppies.
  
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