Saturday, January 19, 2013

The Pastry Bomb

The Pastry Bomb
Looking for more action from your doughnut? Try the new Pastry Bomb from Tim Kachinski's. One bite is all you'll need to experience its explosive flavour.

And don't worry about sneaking one before your wedding... (Show the groom covered in sticky globs of filling. Flash forward to the wedding. The bride is also covered from head to toe.) ...because the spouse loves them as much as you do.

The Pastry Bomb from Tim Kachinski's. Because it isn't pastry unless you get pasted.

PS TV STARS WHO STEAL FROM THE INTERNET SUCK COCKS IN HELL.
  
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