Friday, January 4, 2013

Future Project

Future Project
In the Stone Age, they fought with clubs. In the Iron Age, they fought with swords and spears. In the Middle Ages, they used bows and arrows. And since then, they've mostly been using guns. Technology makes us more comfortable, and it follows that killing will grow more comfortable as science continues to develop. We are currently working on a fully mobile, armoured La-Z-Boy chair for infantry use. Weapons will be fired much in the same way as you might change the channel on your TV with the remote control. We'll be so sure of the casualties that we won't even have to get up off our big fat asses to confirm them. Hey, if we're going to fight, we might as well not have to break a sweat. For today's Future Project, I'm your host.   
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