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The men who hired him as a lobbyist knew that, in a public forum, the loudest mouth prevails. Chairperson: So if we're all ready to vote on this vital plan to make our crosswalks safer for children - Lobbyist: YOU WANT TO WASTE MONEY ON THAT? THERE'S TOO MANY OF THOSE LITTLE BEGGARS RUNNING AROUND ON THE LOOSE! THEY'RE CAUSING A MENACE! Chairperson: You in the gallery, you are not on this committee. Kindly cease your interruptions. Member: Let him speak! (Other members join in support.) Lobbyist: HOW DO YOU THINK THEY GOT AWAY FROM THEIR PARENTS LIKE THAT? BECAUSE THEIR MOTHERS HAVE TOO MUCH HOUSEWORK! YOU NEED TO SINK THE MONEY INTO HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCES, LIKE THOSE MANUFACTURED BY MY CLIENT, OR SOON ENOUGH, EVERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMOTHER IS GOING TO END UP STUMBLING AROUND LOST IN THE MIDDLE OF AN AUTOROUTE! Member: Hey! He's making sense! |
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Wednesday, January 23, 2013
The Lobbyist
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