Monday, January 28, 2013

'Void' Depressurizing Gum

'Void' Depressurizing Gum
Are your ear canals prone to swelling when changing altitudes? Sounds like you need a pack of delicious Void depressurizing gum. Void is specially designed to address these uncomfortable changes - unlike normal gum, which may have a similar effect. And Void has been the leading choice of airline pilots for over twenty years.

So take those bubbles out of your ears and put them in your wad where they belong, with Void!

(Physician's warning: for oral use only. Swallowing this gum can cause the bends.)
  
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