Wednesday, January 2, 2013

My Cup Leakth Over

My Cup Leakth Over
(An office.)

What can I do for you?

The poor need paper cups. I have a large supply of them, but I need a secretary and a clerk and a chauffeur and a staff of groupies in order to distribute them.

Why paper cups?

Because they leak.

(Stamping his form.) Approved. Next. What can I do for you?

I need someone to help me with my legal fees. I've had a large number of paper cups stolen and I expect to win in my lawsuit for their recovery.

What do you plan on doing with the money?

Give it to the poor.

Get out of my office.
  
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