Don't get too attached to that Blu-Ray player. Image rendering technology is always moving forward. The new X-Ray Player offers the very latest options for your retinal stimulation. If you thought being able to see braless actresses in graphic detail was good, you're going to love seeing clothed actresses naked! Buy one now and we'll throw in this specially designed magnifying visor so you don't miss a thing. And don't worry about the health risks. Modern medicine can undo most of the damage caused by modern technology. (A doctor's examination room.) Patient: Will I survive the cancer, Doc? Doctor: Of course. But we may need to remove most of your face. The X-Ray Player. X-ceptional. |
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Friday, January 4, 2013
The X-Ray Player
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