|
Hello, fellow citizens. My name is Wilfred Albertson. Some of you may know me as 'Bus Station Willie'. I have decided to take a break from collecting empty pop cans and run for prime minister. There are some important changes that need to be made before we can call our country a true democracy. The age of consent needs to be lowered - especially for lost looking male runaways, newly arrived in the big city. On the other hand, time limits in public washrooms need to be raised. When standing at a urinal, sometimes it takes longer for a person to relax and be able to go. Advanced cities like Hamburg, Germany, practise such tolerance. Why should they have more rights than us? So don't be silly! Vote for Willie! The opinions expressed in this equal time political commercial in no way reflect the opinions of this network or its affiliates. |
||||||||||
|
||||||||||
|
||||||||||
| © 2007, 2013. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Vote for Willie
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment