Thursday, January 10, 2013

Running on Air

Running on Air
(A footrace. The winning runner pulls out a pack of smokes and lights one. He is approached by a reporter with a microphone.)

I'm surprised to see such an athlete with a cigarette in his mouth.

What? This? This isn't tobacco. It's an air smoke.

An air smoke! What's that?

It's the cigarette that nourishes your lungs, instead of destroying them like other cigarettes. No toxins here. Just good old nitrogen, balanced with oxygen, and fortified with over a hundred vitamins and minerals. And you don't have to worry about addiction because you're already addicted. Want a drag? (He offers her a puff and she accepts.) What do you think?

I think it cured my asthma.

What did I tell you? Try new air smokes. They'll have you running on air.
  
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