(A 1950's classroom.)
Okay, kids, you can come out from under your desks now. You're safe from the detonation of a nuclear weapon. But there's more. The intense bright light from such a blast would strike you all blind. Take out your blindfolds and put them on please. Now I'm covering the floor in Kraft caramels. If you were blind and struggling in the aftermath of a nuclear holocaust, you'd have to claw and bite your way past your neighbour to get to any of the meager resources that might remain. So off you go now! No rules! Every kid for himself! The one who collects the most caramels gets to take off the blindfold! Good work, Stevie! Hey! Nice use of the elbow, Brenda! Do we have a winner? Great! You can take off your blindfold and stand next to the winner of the nuclear winter competition. I'm sure you'll find him right where we last put him. Don't try to make conversation with him, though. He barely ever opens his mouth.
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