Monday, January 14, 2013

Stark Raving Mad TV

Stark Raving Mad TV
(A reporter visits a disgraced star in the sanitarium and feels compassion for her.)

Nurse: She's been crying like that ever since she got here.

Reporter: How awful! Can't you give her medication?

Nurse: Nothing works.

Reporter: Don't cry, sweetie. It's not the end of the world. You'll get another job.

Star: That's not why I'm sad.

Reporter: Well then, why?

Star: (bursting into tears) I couldn't decipher my child's entrails!
  
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