Thursday, January 24, 2013

Normal Me

Normal Me
I don't want to write unpleasant accounts. Sometimes I can't help it. But this is a comedy blog. I wasn't lying in those recently deleted blogs. I just didn't like their content.

I don't hold grudges. It was all a misunderstanding.

I'm heading off tonight, but I have something very important to tell you first. I'm not crazy. When I told my doctor it felt like the whole world was against me, the whole world really was against me. And when I told him that the TV was personally attacking me, the TV was in fact attacking me.
  
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