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(A man sits serenely on the patio of a drinking establishment, sipping on his drink, when he is confronted by a ragged passerby.) Passerby: You'll never get drunk like that. It's like this! (He pulls out a large bottle and guzzles it. He then starts throwing up violently.) That's the ticket! BLAGH! AGH! (A woman shoots up in an alleyway with her friend.) Friend: Are you high yet? Woman: I don't think so. Better do some more. (She injects herself with a hefty dose, rises to her feet, and starts bashing her head against the wall.) There. Now I'm high. (Slam! Slam! Blood begins to trickle from her scalp.) |
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Tuesday, January 29, 2013
The Party Animals
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